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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

An anthropologist from an alien planet provides voice-over commentary for a documentary look at human courtship, mating, and reproduction: "complex, perverse, tragically beautiful: the earthbound human." The commentary gets some of the details comically wrong (explaining the slap on a newborn's back: "they don't like the looks of the child so they beat it"), but gets right the overall idea. We follow Billy and Jenny from their meeting at a club, initial misunderstandings, his losing her phone number, finally connecting, walks on the beach, soulful talks, meeting each other's parents, friends' advice, and the gradual taking of the relationship to new levels.

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Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra putting on a bra and showing some amazing cleavage as she gets dressed in front of a mirror. Hi-res DVD capture from The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human.

Sexy 0:38 - 8.92 MB - 720x384 px February 7th, 2003 @ 4:28 pm [email protected]

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Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra having her great cleavage bounce as she runs through a park and then makes out with a guy while wearing a low-cut green top. Hi-res DVD capture from The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human.

Sexy 0:57 - 13.48 MB - 720x384 px February 7th, 2003 @ 4:27 pm [email protected]

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Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra dropping out of her dress to reveal her breasts and then laying underneath a guy as they have sex on a bed. Hi-res DVD capture from The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human.

2:03 - 28.90 MB - 720x384 px February 7th, 2003 @ 4:25 pm [email protected]

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Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra riding a guy in bed and giving us a view of the side of her breast while she moves her arm. Hi-res DVD capture from The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human.

Sexy 0:20 - 4.86 MB - 720x384 px February 5th, 2003 @ 8:10 pm [email protected]

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Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra wearing a very tight pink shirt that hugs her amazing breasts as she has dinner with a guy. Then we see them having sex in bed and then finally we see her in a black bra and panties afterwards. Hi-res DVD capture from The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human.

Sexy 1:55 - 27.06 MB - 720x384 px February 5th, 2003 @ 8:08 pm [email protected]

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Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra showing some great cleavage and pokey nipples through a low-cut green top while in a store with her boyfriend. Hi-res DVD capture from The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human.

Sexy 1:42 - 23.99 MB - 720x384 px February 3rd, 2003 @ 9:11 pm [email protected]

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Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra flashing her breasts quickly as she removes her bra and hops on top of a guy, and then we get some more looks at her topless while they have sex. Hi-res DVD capture from The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human.

0:49 - 11.60 MB - 720x384 px February 3rd, 2003 @ 9:09 pm [email protected]

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Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra showing some excellent pokey nipples through a white tank top while at the doctor's office with her boyfriend. Hi-res DVD capture from The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human.

Sexy 0:57 - 13.43 MB - 720x384 px February 3rd, 2003 @ 9:05 pm [email protected]

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