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Assassination of a High School President

High School. Four of the most important years of your life. But it isn't always dances and keg parties and sucking face in your parents' mini-van. Sometimes it's ugly and hard and complicated. As complicated as a conspiracy to overthrow the president. There's something rotten at St. Donovan's High and sophomore newspaper reporter Bobby Funke is on it like pink rubber bands on your little sister's braces. When senior hottie Francesca Facchini solicits Funke's help tracking down a set of stolen SATs, Funke uncovers a story dirtier than the lunch lady's mustache. After he fingers the school president (figuratively) for the crime, Funke becomes one of the most popular kids at St. Donovan's High. No longer known simply as the freshman who was once tied to a giant snowman penis, Funke wins the respect of everyone from the Desert-Storm-hero-turned-educator Principal Kirkpatrick to the kid that farts on him in Spanish class. When Francesca takes Funke to homecoming, even the in-school suspension delinquents turn nice and offer guidance on how to keep his boner in check during slow dances. But high school's not always what it seems. As Funke's popularity grows so do his suspicions. Did the president really steal the SATs? Or is Funke just a pawn in a conspiracy as complicated as adolescence itself? Determined to find the truth, Funke digs deeper and unearths the sordid underbelly of St. Donovan's. Student council members, college bookies, public school brats, everyone seems to play a part. Armed only with a learner's permit and the spirit of Woodward and Bernstein, Funke must crack the case before it cracks him.

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Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton taking a bath with a guy, showing most of her breasts and even flashing her left nipple as she raises her arms up to wash the guy's hair while sitting behind him. From Assassination of a High School President.

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Mischa Barton sitting topless in a bath tub, her breasts visible as she leans forward to kiss a guy who is in the tub with her and another guy watches. From Assassination of a High School President.

0:27 - 9.35 MB - 1280x536 px January 19th, 2010 @ 1:33 pm Mischa Barton - Assassination of a High School President - 3.mp4

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Mischa Barton taking a bath with a guy, showing most of her breasts and even flashing her left nipple as she raises her arms up to wash the guy's hair while sitting behind him. Hi-res DVD capture from Assassination of a High School President.

0:29 - 7.13 MB - 720x304 px October 5th, 2009 @ 11:24 am [email protected]

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Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton showing both breasts from the side as she takes a bath, seen topless as a guy watches her from down the hallway. From Assassination of a High School President.

0:20 - 6.86 MB - 1280x536 px January 17th, 2010 @ 4:29 pm Mischa Barton - Assassination of a High School President - 2.mp4

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0:27 - 6.57 MB - 720x304 px October 5th, 2009 @ 11:22 am [email protected]

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0:20 - 4.85 MB - 720x304 px October 5th, 2009 @ 11:23 am [email protected]

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