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I Could Never Be Your Woman

40-year-old divorced Rosie Hanson is the showrunner for "You Go Girl", a scripted television show aimed primarily at the teenage-girl market. Beyond the drama she regularly goes through with the show's star, diva Brianna Minx who is going through issues in her personal life well beyond the teenager she portrays on the show, Rosie is going through her own teen drama at home as her only offspring, 13-year-old Izzie--wise beyond her years in some respects and still a little girl in others-- is going through her first case of puppy love for classmate Dylan, while doubting that he even notices her as a member of the opposite sex. Both Rosie and her ex-husband Nathan are clinging to their youth with every fiber of their beings, using any available cosmetic options; Nathan has managed to land another girlfriend, but Rosie has not dated since their divorce. Casting a supporting-teen role for the show, Rosie meets Adam Pearl, the only person auditioning who has any real talent, who gets the part despite obviously being well past his teens. On his initiative, Adam and Rosie start to date despite Rosie's concern about their age difference (she eventually learns that he's precisely 29). Regardless of what Rosie does to cling on to her youth and Adam does for Rosie to see him more than the comic persona he puts on to hide his insecurities, the question becomes whether they actually have a future together, with other obstacles thrown in, such as someone behind the scenes trying to sabotage things for her own benefit, Along the way, Rosie turns to an exasperated Mother Nature for advice, lamenting all that her baby-boomer generation has done in society to subvert all that Rosie's generation, the baby boomers, have done in society to subvert the course of nature.

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Michelle Pfeiffer

Michelle Pfeiffer sitting in a lobby and turning in her chair in slow motion causing her legs to spread and giving us an upskirt look between her legs at her black panties. Hi-res DVD capture from I Could Never Be Your Woman.

Sexy 0:05 - 1.20 MB - 720x400 px March 18th, 2008 @ 10:58 pm [email protected]

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Sarah Alexander

Sarah Alexander of Coupling and Smack the Pony fame squatting down in a pair of tight jeans and having her ass crack stick way out of the top and then having a guy toss a jellybean into her butt crack where it sticks until she stands up to hand him some papers. Hi-res DVD capture from I Could Never Be Your Woman.

Sexy 0:18 - 4.42 MB - 720x400 px March 26th, 2008 @ 1:47 pm [email protected]
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Stacey Dash

Stacey Dash seen dancing on a TV screen during the opening credits of a fake TV show called You Go Girl while wearing a pink bikini top. Hi-res DVD capture from I Could Never Be Your Woman.

Sexy 0:04 - 1.14 MB - 720x400 px March 18th, 2008 @ 10:56 pm [email protected]

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Stacey Dash

Stacey Dash dancing around on a fake beach in a pink bikini top during some additional footage found at the end of the movie Hi-res DVD capture from I Could Never Be Your Woman.

Sexy 0:02 - 0.84 MB - 720x400 px March 18th, 2008 @ 10:57 pm [email protected]

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Stacey Dash

Stacey Dash of Clueless fame in a tight pink dress with no bra and a hard left nipple as she talks with a guy for a while until he kisses her all while being watched on a monitor by Michelle Pfeiffer. Hi-res DVD capture from I Could Never Be Your Woman.

Sexy 0:27 - 6.45 MB - 720x400 px March 28th, 2008 @ 3:21 pm [email protected]

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Stacey Dash

Stacey Dash of The Strip fame seen on an editing monitor showing some impressive cleavage in a yellow bikini top as she tries her lines different ways as Michelle Pfeiffer watches before giving us a close-up view of her right breast. Hi-res DVD capture from I Could Never Be Your Woman.

Sexy 0:19 - 4.72 MB - 720x400 px March 26th, 2008 @ 1:45 pm [email protected]

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Stacey Dash

Stacey Dash in a quick clip standing in a crowd next to Tracey Ullman in a white tanktop with no bra and hard nipples. Hi-res DVD capture from I Could Never Be Your Woman.

Sexy 0:02 - 0.58 MB - 720x400 px March 26th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm [email protected]

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